Burgers. One of the most pohnchi hui awam in the entire nation. Always coming up with a new philosophy. Whether it’s to flex about:
“Yawr dad ke paws bohot paisa hai, Is dafaw trip pe Turkey jaw rhaw hun”
…to declaring food as the cure of depression (let’s not go to that dark side). They just can’t help it. But nobody ever like ever admits himself a BURGER.
History was made in the recent Karachi Eat when a guy (let’s call him Attitudz) preached burgerism. Which is as burger as you can imagine it.
Attitudz, a cool Karachi boy, went to Karachi Eatz to have fun and chill. Attitudz seeing the energy in the environment got hungry. But the event was crowded with hundreds of people and long queues on each food booth.
Attitudz was also very eesmart xd. So he came up with a scheme. He went to a stall of french-fries, stood in the line for a while, politely asked the guy to keep his slot and went to the other food stall, did the same. But when the Attitudz went to the burger’s stall he stood in line got the burger and returned to get his other stuff. (food from different stalls)
Coincidently when Attitudz returned to get his fries, a guy noticed him.
“This is wrong, ap line main lgein“
A debate started from there between Attitudz and other people who were fairly waiting in the line, they called him out from reserving multiple spots in different queues, the debate and argument went to the point where the Attitudz declared :
“Dekho bhae, Karachi do hison main divide hai, On one side pendus like you live and on the other side burgers live. I’m a burger. Yeh Hyperstar ke paws mera ghawr hai. Main ataw rehta hn aisey events pe. Please don’t tell me what to do.”
A crowd gathered, even the burgers disagreed with him and his horrendous excuse. Management got to know about the issue. Finally, they warned attitudz to follow the rules or they’ll kick him out. Attitudz (with a thanda burger in his hand) after playing all his cards went to stand in the queue.
“He got the spicy humiliation , well done , with a touch of salt and a lot of burn”
JUSTICE WAS SERVED.